January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
Be Careful When Ordering Your Christmas Presents Online
It was an ornament. A sphere made out of clear glass. A hand painted picture of a mouse in a Santa hat curved around the front. It was adorable. But I’d never ordered something like this.
What Each Zodiac Sign Does Wrong When Texting Their Crush
TAURUS: Sometimes, your answers are too short and kill the conversation.
How To Make Him Your Boyfriend, Based On His Zodiac Sign
ARIES: Make eye contact. Have deep conversations. Be clear about your intentions.
33 Hilarious Last Words You Wouldn’t Want To Say In Your Final Moments
And for my final trick, I’m going to make myself DISAPPEAR!
30 Hilarious Times A Text (Or Sext) Got Sent To The Wrong Person
Sent a link about bondage stuff I wanted to try with my partner to their mum.
What Each Zodiac Is Sick And Tired Of Dealing With This December
SCORPIO: You’re sick and tired of getting walked over, getting underestimated, getting used.
The Last Thing Your Girlfriend Wants For Christmas, Based On Her Zodiac Sign
CANCER: Exercise equipment that’s going to make her feel self-conscious about her weight. She would rather have a subscription box for beauty or makeup products.
Why You Need To Forget About Him In 2020
You already wasted too much of 2019 on him. You don’t want to make the same mistake again.
8 Reminders For When You Aren’t In The Mood For Sex
You aren’t a bad partner if you aren’t in the mood for sex. You aren’t letting down your person if you aren’t in the mood for sex. You aren’t doing anything wrong if you aren’t in the mood for sex.
The Worst Way To Flirt With Each Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: If you’re flirting by making sarcastic comments and teasing them about every little thing, they aren’t going to pick up on your signals. They’re going to assume you hate them.
The Creepiest Thing Happened When I Broke My New Year’s Resolution
Normally, I wouldn’t bother getting my tarot cards or palms or aura read, but I had gotten drunk enough to test it out.
20 Reminders For When You Feel Like You’ve Wasted Most Of Your Life
No time is wasted. You might not feel like it, but you’ve gained experiences and grown from them. Every step is progress. Every day is one from which you learn, even if you don’t realize.
The Five Best Pickup Lines To Use On Each Zodiac Sign
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
39 Small Things Girls Don’t Realize Guys Find Absolutely Adorable
Girls tying their hair back when they’re about to do something. I think this is the female equivalent of a man rolling up the long sleeves on his shirt.
What Each Zodiac Sign Hates About Their Own Heart
CANCER: You hate how long your heart takes to heal after it’s been torn in two.
50 Binge-Worthy TV Shows You Should Watch Over Your Thanksgiving Break
The Good Place. It became my favorite show ever when Michael laughed, and it’s been that way ever since. If you haven’t watched it, go and watch it. Go in as blind as you can. It’s worth it.
30 Genius Riddles You’re Never Going To Solve
What when needed, is thrown away; when not needed, is carried back?
Why Your Friends Are Thankful For Having You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
AQUARIUS: Your friends are thankful you’re so affectionate. You always make them feel loved and remind them they’re not alone.