Aries
“I don’t even want you back anymore. I don’t remember what we had anymore.”
Taurus
“It’s funny how the warning signs can feel like they’re butterflies.”
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
Buy nowGemini
“Too many guys think I’m a concept or I complete them or I’m gonna make them alive. I’m just a fucked up girl who’s looking for my own peace of mind. Don’t assign me yours.”
Cancer
“So glad I never ever had a baby with you cause you can’t love nothing unless there’s something in it for you.”
Leo
“I spent a long time substituting honest with sarcastic.”
Virgo
“In my world I’m constantly, constantly having a breakthrough. Or a breakdown.”
Libra
“Nobody loves you. They just try to fuck you.”
Scorpio
“It’s 3 AM and I’m calling everybody that I know.”
Sagittarius
“Want to scream, but what’s the use?”
Capricorn
“I know that it’s unfair of me to make a memory out of a feeling. It’s ’cause I notice every single thing that’s ever happening in the moment.”
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Aquarius
“I’m not breaking, I won’t take it. And I won’t ever feel this way again.”
Pisces
“I’m still learning to love myself.”
