January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
30 Strange Things Couples Do (That Will Weirdly Make You Want A Relationship)
Red light bonus round. We kiss when we stop at a red light.
33 Dirty Jokes Innocent Minds Aren’t Going To Understand
How does a woman hold her liquor? By the ears.
30 People Reveal The Horror Movie That Traumatized Them
The Good Son. Seeing Kevin McAllister go from young kid playing hijinks on a couple goofy robbers to some sadistic pre-teen who likes to kill animals with a homemade crossbow.
What Girls ACTUALLY Think When You Check Them Out
If they seem nice, I’ll appreciate it. If they seem creepy, I feel dirty and want to leave asap. It doesn’t matter if they’re ugly or not. I’ve had ridiculously good looking guys check me out and they were super creepy. And unattractive guys check me out, but they seemed nice so whatever. You can tell usually from intuition.
Healing Is Not Just Disregarding Everyone Else’s Needs In Favor Of Your Own
There is so much counterproductive advice circulating about what emotional healing is.
I Was Petsitting At A ‘Smart Home’ And The Damn Place Tried To Kill Me
I don’t believe in ghosts, and I certainly don’t believe in robot uprisings or any of that sci-fi crap, but something weird has been going on.
In November 2019, This Is What Each Zodiac Should Be Thankful For
VIRGO: You should be thankful for your versatility. You can adapt to any situation. You can overcome any obstacle.
When You’re Horribly Depressed, You Should Read These 50 Books
‘Reasons to Stay Alive’ by Matt Haig. Genuinely heartwarming stuff, focusing not on how to ‘cure’ your mental illness, but how to love life in spite of it.
The Big Lesson Each Zodiac Learned In 2019
ARIES: You learned to show more appreciation for the people who support you — and to kick toxic people to the curb without feeling bad about the aftermath.
What Makes Each Zodiac Lose Interest In Dating Someone
LIBRA: They’re going to lose interest if you insist on keeping things casual and refuse to use a label.
We Asked Members Of Law Enforcement About The Scariest Paranormal Call They’ve Ever Responded To
To this day, I’m convinced that I interacted with another dimension of life that day.
What Each Zodiac Sign Needs To Stop Blaming Themselves For
AQUARIUS: Stop blaming yourself for trusting the wrong person.
33 Super Obvious, In-Your-Face Signs Someone Has A Crush On You
They try to continue a conversation when it’s obvious that it probably should have been over a while ago.
5 Reminders To Read If You Recently Slept With Someone Who Didn’t Deserve You
It’s perfectly fine to use this situation as a learning experience so you don’t sleep with anyone else you regret in the future — but it’s not fine to shame yourself over what has already happened.
When You’re A Virgin In Your Twenties
Sometimes, you feel like you’re falling behind, like you should have done more by now.
If Your Boyfriend Does These 7 Things, He Doesn’t Deserve To Have Sex With You
He shouldn’t guilt trip you when you’re not in the mood.
The One Sentence That Seduces Each Zodiac Sign
If you want to seduce your girlfriend, use these magic words…
The Type Of Relationship Each Zodiac Is Never Going To Deal With Again
GEMINI: A relationship that exists solely over text.