The Schitt's Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac

The Schitt’s Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac


I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” — David Rose


“Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.” — Alexis Rose


“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose


I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. — David Rose

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I walk through life in really nice shoes. — Alexis Rose


I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine. — Stevie Budd


I do not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste. — David Rose


“I’d kill for a good coma right now.” — Moira Rose


“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” — Moira Rose


If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.”  Moira Rose


“I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they’re not around.” — Stevie Budd


“This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” — Moira Rose TC mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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