January Nelson

Loneliness. Hard to find other people who think and/or feel as deeply as you do.

GEMINI: You forget about your responsibilities. You can’t focus because your mind is always on this person.

TAURUS: You are nosy and snoop on partners to make sure they aren’t going to break your heart. You need to learn how to trust others and take them at their word.

Fart jokes are excellent for making little kids laugh out loud. Even some adults will find toilet humor ridiculously funny.

Toxic relationships are FIERCELY addictive, more than any substance I have ever tried. If a person makes you absolutely miserable, AND you feel like you can’t live without them, you’re in serious trouble.

LEO: Everyone assumes you’re selfish. They underestimate the lengths you’re willing to go to for friends and family.

Useless facts can help you break the ice at the party or keep the conversation going on a date. They’ll bring some new perspective to the table.

Who doesn’t appreciate a good funny joke? Here is a list of some funny and cute jokes to tell your boyfriend.

SCORPIO: They need a confidant. They need someone to listen to them rant for a while.

How well do you know the history of your favorite sport? Here are sports trivia questions about tennis, golf, soccer, baseball, basketball, and football.

Here is a complete list of female characters, princesses, and heroines from some of your favorite Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, and Marvel movies.

If you’re looking for a way into a science fiction lover’s heart, here are some funny Star Wars pick up lines to share. They’re going to love them!

AQUARIUS: Their children/students/nieces/nephews. They want the younger generation to have a better life. 

Any period piece where the clothes are too modern! WHY THE HELL ARE THESE WOMEN NOT WEARING CHEMISES?

ARIES: You don’t have enough money to be where you really want to be. 

ARIES: They spend weeks crying themselves to sleep. They release all the pent-up emotions in private that they hold back in public.

Make sure you put together a special playlist that excludes all of the songs that make you think of this person.

On Zoom meetings, you can mute yourself and just press and hold the space bar when you need to speak.