Fart jokes are excellent for making little kids laugh out loud. Even some adults will find toilet humor ridiculously funny. If you need to break the ice or keep a conversation going, here are some fart jokes to share with family and friends:
Best Fart Jokes For Kids:
- Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts?
They’re silent — but deadly.
- Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
Because they didn’t have any Windows.
- Farts are like children.
You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.
- Do you know what’s scary?
Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.
- I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
Unfortunately, I let one rip.
- What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A bunny fart.
- Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
He was told that his jokes stink.
- What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
- What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
A noble gas.
- What are gassy surfers afraid of the most?
A shart attack.
- Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop.
One fly farts and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
- Why won’t the skeleton fart in public?
He doesn’t have the guts.
- What is invisible and smells of worms?
A bird’s fart.
- What do you call a cow’s fart?
- A fart is like success.
It only bothers you when it’s not your own.
- Why is it a bad idea to fart in church?
Because you have to sit in your own pew.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
- What’s the ideal weight of a fart?
Zero pounds. If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.
- What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!
- How can you tell when a moth farts?
It flies in a straight line.
Funny Fart Jokes For Everyone:
- I just farted on my wallet.
Now I have gas money.
- What do you call a ghost fart?
A spirit bomb.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Fart and the world stops laughing.
- An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
- Why is love like a fart?
If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
- What did one pharaoh say to the other when they both farted?
We have a toot in common.
- When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.
It wasn’t until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.
- When is a fart joke acceptable?
When it doesn’t stink.
- Hookers don’t fart.
They let out prosti-toots.
- What’s the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a shift of wit.
- I just rang the Incontinence Hotline.
The woman said, “Can you hold, please?”
- Why did the fart miss graduation?
It got expelled.
- Why do farts smell?
So hearing impared people can enjoy them too.
- Why does everyone always think Piglet farted?
He plays with Pooh!
- Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?
She fell in love with a fart.
- I farted at work yesterday and my co-worker opened the window.
It must have been bad — we’re flight attendants.
- What do you call someone who only farts alone at home?
A private tutor.
- My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
So I farted under the sheets.
- I didn’t fart in front of my partner until we got married.
Her family wasn’t too impressed.
- What did the menstrual pad write on the “thank you” note to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
More Fart Jokes:
- What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people?
A private tooter
- I didn’t fart.
My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss.
- Farting on an elevator is probably the worst thing you can do.
It’s just wrong on so many levels.
- What did the bean say to his dad on Father’s Day?
World’s best farter.
- Frank farted in the classroom, so his teacher threw him out.
As he sat outside the class, he could not stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Frank, why are you sitting outside your classroom laughing?”
Frank replies, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
Frank says, “Those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
- What did the burp say to the other burp?
Let’s be naughty and go out the other end.
One liners with a fart joke:
- Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.
- I used to cough in public to hide my farts, but now I fart in public to hide my coughs.
- Some people might say that fart jokes are immature, but I assure you, there’s a methane to the madness.
- If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound would you smell it before you heard it?
- Fart jokes are funny but eye jokes are cornea.
- Happiness comes from within, which is why it feels so good to fart.
- When a clown farts, does it smell funny?
- I don’t fart. I whisper in my pants!
- Chuck Norris doesn’t fart because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
- The chicken crossed the road because the chicken next to her farted.