Looking for dirty knock-knock jokes to tease your friends or taunt your lover? These knock-knock jokes are raunchier than ever and bound to make any adult laugh. Definitely make sure there are no children around when reading these dirty jokes because they are spicier than ever.
Read below to find a dirty knock-knock joke to tell at your next party and score big laughs!
Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes About Sex
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara Who?
Tara McClozoff.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama suckin this dick!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita penis inside me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster cherry! Where’s your daughter at?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho? You da ho!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide while we get freaky?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour of you with your clothes off.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great tits you got there.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Litoris.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you in my sheets later.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re Justin time to see me strip down for you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a condom around, I’m trying to get inside you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Suck.
Suck who?
I want to suck you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend? You can do better.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hurr.
Ben Hurr who?
Ben Hurr over and give it to her doggy style.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hop on.
Hop on who?
Hop on this dick!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy want to see you naked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your tits.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jenny Tull.
Jenny Tull who?
Jenny Tull warts.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a fat surprise.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so horny for you right now.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dam broke, bad news.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil McCreviss.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya lick this pussy?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
My winner is as long as an anaconda.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
AI.
AI who?
AI let you touch these titties if you open the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want two CDs nudes?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
Gladiator and got her off.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ike Han.
Ike Han who?
Ike Han rock your world hunny.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hey Wood.
Hey Wood who?
Hey wood you blow me?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry anus.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The mechanic.
The mechanic who?
Heard you wanted a rim job?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Black Beard.
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the pirate because I got that booty.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dentist.
Dentist who?
I heard you have some cavities that need filling?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Poor knee.
Poor knee who?
Poor knee and ready for you to make me cum.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy that lady’s ass?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dixie.
Dixie who?
Dixie enormous and ready to be inside you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh ass.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Craven.
Craven who?
Craven more of your body.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to have sex with you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me on my lips.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Wipe your tears loser, it’s just a joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit!
Filthy Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup.
Pileup who?
That’s disgusting.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
You eat your poo? That’s repulsive.
