There is nothing more classic than a yo mama joke to get your friends laughing. If you’re looking to tease a friend with something hilarious, use one of the yo mama jokes below to get them cracking up. Beware though, some of these yo mama jokes might just get a loved one angry because they’re raunchier than ever! Read on below to find the best dirty yo mama jokes that will turn some heads.

Yo Mama So Nasty Jokes

Yo mama so nasty, she gets escorted out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs.

Yo mama so nasty she’s like a Nascar driver and burns 50 rubbers a day.

Yo mama’s house so nasty, even roaches wear slippers in her house.

Yo mama so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so nasty, they used to call them “jumpolines” until she jumped on one.

Yo mama so nasty, she went for a swim and created the Dead Sea.

Rude Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama has a vagina like a credit card— everyone is swiping.

Yo mama is like a bike— everyone rides her.

Yo mama is like a Christmas tree— everyone puts their balls on her.

Yo mama is like a bat— sleeps during the day but sucks all night.

Yo mama is like an elevator— guys go up and down her all day long.

Yo mama is like a freezer— everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo mama is like a stamp— lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama is like an arcade game— give her a quarter and she’ll play with your joystick.

Yo mama is like a briefcase— only opens for business.

Yo mama is like a gas station— you pay, she pumps.

Yo mama so dumb she decided to skip her ABC’s and learn her STD’s instead.

Yo mama is like a squirrel— she can store a ton of nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama is like a subway— everybody rides her for cheap.

Yo mama so finger-licking good, she put KFC out of business.

Yo mama is like a door knob— everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama is like a light switch— easy to turn on.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes

Yo mama so hot, she’s banned from National Parks for accidentally starting forest fires.

Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.

Yo mama so hot, if she was a washing machine, I would definitely put my dirty load inside her.

Yo mama so hot, I became an astronaut because she told me she wanted someone “out of this world.”

Yo mama is like a parking ticket— fine is written all over her.

Yo mama is like karate— her body is kickin’.

Yo mama so hot, she’s like a bonfire— smoking.

Yo mama so hot, her address is located on the equator.

Yo mama so hot, even the fire department couldn’t cool her down.

Yo mama so hot, she makes the devil sweat.

Yo mama so hot, she gave the sun a sunburn.

Yo mama so hot, your friends ask her for a warm glass of MILF.

Yo mama is like a frying pan— so hot, I could fry an egg on her.

Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes

Yo mama so dirty, she fell in a sewer and came back cleaner.

Yo mama so dirty, a pressure washer couldn’t even get her clean.

Yo mama so dirty, her perfume is roach spray.

Yo mama so dirty, she sweats mud.

Yo mama so dirty, when she swims in a pool, a ring is left around the edge.

Yo mama so dirty, her house was mistaken for a landfill.

Yo mama is so dirty, she’s like a hockey player— only showers after three periods.

Yo mama house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going outside.

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, men wear blindfolds when they sleep with her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said “sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so ugly, she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the thief took off his mask and made her wear it.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and people assumed she was mooning them.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection runs away.

Classic, Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphabetize M&M’s.

Yo mama so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo mama’s cooking is so nasty, every April Fool’s she cooks a good meal.

Yo mama so stupid she studies for a blood test.

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so crazy, when you said “it’s chilly outside,” she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so dumb when her car ran out of gas, she farted in the tank.

Yo mama so crazy, she yelled in the mailbox and thought she was ‘sending a voicemail.’

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so crazy, when I told her she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama is so crazy, she went to the optometrist to get an iPhone.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she smiled and traffic slowed down.

Yo mama’s so fat, she left in heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo momma so angry, McDonald’s won’t serve her happy meals.

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so scary, you thought monsters under the bed were your friends.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped and hit her head on the moon.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.