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85+ Classic Yo Mama Jokes for a Good Laugh

‘Yo Mama’ jokes are some of the most iconic jokes told throughout history. Oftentimes these jokes have been told with a crass undertone or molded to offend other races, genders, or class types. Even though most people remember these jokes are being harsh and mean, doesn’t mean they have to be told this way. In fact, yo mama jokes can be funny without being mean at all! The yo mama jokes in the list below have been cleaned up and refined to give any reader a good, honest laugh. Either use them as a cute Mother’s Day joke or as a way to start out a night laughing with friends.

Either way, if you’re looking for some classic sarcasm and humor this list has you covered. Browse the list of yo mama jokes below to have a laugh or find a funny way to compliment your mama. Also, use this list to discover the best yo mama joke to say with friends or family. To spark creativity, have a brief yo mama joke competition to see who can come up with the best one-liner without being vulgar or offensive. However your group decides to use these awesome one-line jokes, let them bring some fun and laughter!

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Classic Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so old, alarms went off when she stepped outside of the museum.
  2. Yo mama is so ridiculous, she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
  3. Yo mama is so old, they didn’t teach history when she was in school.
  4. Yo mama is so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste before brushing her teeth.
  5. Yo mama’s purse is so disorganized, people mistake it for the garbage dump.
  6. Yo mama is so silly, she plays pool in her swimsuit.
  7. Yo mama is so silly, she stared at a carton of orange juice all morning because on the side it said “concentrate”.
  8. Yo mama is so silly, she visited the dentist’s office to try and buy a Bluetooth speaker.
  9. Yo mama is so good at making a deal, the devil sold his soul to her.
  10. Yo mama is so tall, she tripped in Canada and hit her head in Mexico.
  11. Yo mama is so silly, she thought “quarterback” was a type of refund.
  12. Yo mama so tall, she tripped on a rock and hit her head on Mars.
  13. Yo mama is so silly, she brought a tape measure to bed to try and calculate how long she slept.
  14. Yo mama is so silly, she thought Twitter was a social media site only for birds.
  15. Yo mama’s house is so small, the large pizza she ordered can only be eaten outside.
  16. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate displays her birthdate in Roman numerals.
  17. Yo mama is so scary, she made One Direction turn in the opposite direction.
  18. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate has “expired” stamped on it.
  19. Yo mama is so silly, she thought Eminem was a candy wrapper.
  20. Yo mama is so silly, when you told her to make up her mind, she went to the bathroom and put eyeshadow on her forehead.
  21. Yo mama is so silly, she thought Starbucks was a kind of money.
  22. Yo mama is so silly she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a new basketball team.
  23. Yo mama is so silly, when the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and spoon to eat it up.
  24. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is a single digit.
  25. Yo mama’s handwriting is so messy, her schoolteachers had to hire someone to decode her homework.
  26. Yo mama is so tiny, when she visited Santa, he mistook her for one of his elves.
  27. Yo mama is so tiny, her whole body fit into her diver’s license photo.
  28. Yo mama’s hair is so long, she gives Rapunzel styling tips.
  29. Yo mama is so protective, she puts Band-Aids on you before you even get hurt.
  30. Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over your wireless internet network.
  31. Yo mama is so loud, people say she’s talking in surround sound.
  32. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought putting two quarters in her ears meant she was listening to 50 Cent.
  33. Yo mama is so tiny, she always won limbo at parties because she never had to bend back.
  34. Yo mama is so bad at reading directions, when the sign said “Disneyland left”, she turned around and went home.
  35. Yo mama is so old, the antique store wanted to keep her as a mannequin.
  36. Yo mama is so old, she has a photo of Moses in her yearbook.
  37. Yo mama is so old, her Bible is autographed.
  38. Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
  39. Yo mama is so tiny, she can hula hoop in a cheerio.
  40. Yo mama is so tiny, she can dodge raindrops.
  41. Yo mama is so tiny, she was the first to ever use Chapstick as deodorant.
  42. Yo mama is so silly, when I said her drink was on the house, she ran outside to grab a ladder.
  43. Yo mama is so silly, she ordered airbags to be put in her computer in case it crashed.
  44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was only a prince.
  45. Yo mama is so old, her driver’s license is written in hieroglyphics.

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Nice Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so cool, she makes ice cubes jealous.
  2. Yo mama is so nice, people deliver soup to her house even when she’s not sick.
  3. Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun look like Antarctica.
  4. Yo mama is so nice, people buy bracelets that read “WWYMD” (what would yo mama do) instead of “WWJD” (what would Jesus do).
  5. Yo mama is so smokin’, I almost mistook her for a campfire.
  6. Yo mama is so sweet, I hugged her and got a sugar high.
  7. Yo mama is so nice, when she goes to a ballgame, the wave starts after her and ends before her because none of the fans want to make her stand up.
  8. Yo mama is so strong, she threw a boomerang so hard, it got lost and couldn’t find its way back.
  9. Yo mama is so nice, when her cellphone goes off in a movie theater, they pause the movie so she can answer.
  10. Yo mama is so nice, she tried to jump into the ocean but ended up walking on it like Jesus.
  11. Yo mama is so rich, she plays Monopoly with real cash.
  12. Yo mama’s breath smells so good, Extra made a gum flavor based on it.
  13. Yo mama smells so good, Dior made a perfume out of her scent.
  14. Yo mama is so cool, when she walks near mist, it turns into rain.
  15. Yo mama is so pretty, when she tried to join a modeling contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
  16. Yo mama is so cool, her hugs give you frostbite.
  17. Yo mama is so spicy, I need a glass of milk after I kiss her.
  18. Yo mama is so nice, she freed Willy.
  19. Yo mama is so strong, she was arrested for shop-lifting.
  20. Yo mama is so rich, her yacht is the size of a cruise ship.
  21. Yo mama is so smart, Einstein was jealous of her.
  22. Yo mama is so hot, doctors say her blood type is lava.
  23. Yo mama is so strong, she hits home runs when she bats her eyelashes.
  24. Yo mama is so smart, they call her Google because she knows everything.
  25. Yo mama is so hot, rangers banned her from National Parks for starting forest fires.
  26. Yo mama is so hot, when she visits Antarctica, locals call it summertime.
  27. Yo mama is so rich, even her heart is made of real gold.
  28. Yo mama is so rich, her golden retriever is made of actual gold.
  29. Yo mama is so hot, when she got into the Arctic ocean, it turned into a hot tub.
  30. Yo mama is so strong, doctors say her blood type is cement.
  31. Yo mama is so strong, her breastmilk is sold as a protein shake.
  32. Yo mama is so rich, she booked the entire hotel for a one night stay.
  33. Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun sweat.
  34. Yo mama is so strong, she defeated the incredible hulk.
  35. Yo mama is so hot, scientists deemed her the leading cause of global warming.
  36. Yo mama is so cool, she doesn’t even have a refrigerator.
  37. Yo mama is so funny, comedians take notes when they talk to her.
  38. Yo mama is so strong, she uses cars to lift weights.
  39. Yo mama is so hot, her hugs give third-degree burns.
  40. Yo mama is so cool, when the air conditioning comes on, it feels like a heater.

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