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40 Ridiculous ‘Knock Knock’ Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

1. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!


2. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.


Knock Knock Jokes


3. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!


4. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you, friend.


5. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you, now hand over the cash.


6. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.


7. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.


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8. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.


9. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I smell mop.

I smell mop who?

Ew.


10. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

That’s revolting.


11. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!


12. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?


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13. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay: W. H. O.


14. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or what?


15. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke.


16. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!


17. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom.


18. Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom every time?


19. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?


20. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!


21. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?


22. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!


Knock Knock Jokes


23. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!


24. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you. Do you love me too?


Knock Knock Jokes


25. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alec.

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?


26. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?


27. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here. Let me in already!


28. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that’s who.


29. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use askin’ when you can just open.


30. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Some.

Some who?

Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.


Knock Knock Jokes


31. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stupid.

Stupid who?

Stupid you, that’s who.


32. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ through.


33. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get through to you.


34. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Just open the door!


35. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito.


36. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in?


37. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nanna.

Nanna who?

Nanna your business, that’s who.


38. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?


39. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in soon?


40. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out or what? TC mark

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