Jane Drinkard

The “pretty filter” captures a Scorpio woman’s mysterious, often unattainable, vibe.

Picture messages via text take FOREVER to deliver.

Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.

When my dad told me to ‘play the field.’ No thanks.

Anybody who talks about how good the “good old days” were, either has a bad memory or wasn’t there!

Bringing your cleavage to the party. Your S.O might appreciate it but their parents won’t.

‘Did you really just say that?’ is a common thought for someone to think while arguing with a Sagittarius.

I fell in love with the cerulean ceiling on one of my first dives.

“My boyfriend pretends like he’s using an imaginary fork and knife and takes slices out of my butt.”

I assumed that magically when I turned twenty my taste buds would radically change and all of a sudden salad and broccoli would start to taste like snickers.

“When a girl who wears glasses looks above the glasses when looking at something up-close”

“No offense, but…”