Heather Hailey

Driver roll up the partition please.

Your fetish is your fetish, and the last thing I want to do is make fun of people for what turns them on.

1. Exist.

My boyfriend recently told me he wants me to do him with a strap on. In general I’m a pretty open-minded person, but I’ve never had a guy ask for this before. Should I be worried?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JPKLa-Ofc&w=584&h=390%5D 1. Feel Confident. It may seem like a cliché to some, but feeling confident is the fastest way to unlock your inner sex god.

You’ll know your feelings for this guy are genuine — that he’s not simply a rebound — because a rebound is someone you run to just so you don’t have to sleep alone at night.

There is no excuse for a dick that makes you go Eew. NONE.

5. Rich white girls love free, unpaid internships in the fashion industry. I can’t tell you how many girls I’ve interviewed for internships at the magazine who tell me “Fashion is my passion.”