“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”
#28 made me feel a little better about my dating life.
This is how tragic modern romance is.
College is hard, guys.
“Secretary got caught having sex with an intern in a room where we kept all the filing cabinets. They had started so fast that the secretary had left one of the shelves open and she held onto it to “stabilize” herself.”
I wish I was funny enough to think of these…
“In one of the buildings we came across a pretty disturbing scene, there was a big puddle of blood of the floor, a crow bar and an empty tub thing that would have held petrol.”
Who came up with this idea??
“The records indicated the drug I was on was one no one gave me. But it was the combo that tamed the tumor. No one knows where that prescription came from. They were joking that well, there’s a blind study we can’t discuss.”
Henson had pulled down his pants, and was swinging wildly on a Stop sign. He then spied a shiny van, and apparently was consumed by lusty thoughts.