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1.
I somehow managed to mass text everybody on my contacts list âWhere are you?â at 2:30am.
I woke up to a shit load of texts, and tried to figure out how it was even possible I did it, then I accidentally resent it again to everybody.
2.
Our mate slept with an absolute horror who had a reputation for being dirty. My brother meant to send him a text saying âdid she take it up the arseâ. Instead of sending the text to Dan, he sent it to Dad.
My Dad replied âThere are at least three times she didnâtâ. I have two brothers.
3.
âMy dadâs totally gonna know Iâm drunk and highâ sent text to my dad⊠He responded, âI do now, you dumb ass.â
4.
Texted some girls mom, âheyâ thinking it was her. Mom texted back âhey tupnado21, this is her mom.â
To which I replied, âthatâs okay youâre hot too.â
Regrettable pause⊠No responseâŠ
Panic text follow up,
âI mean, I think youâre sexy for an old lady!â
5.
Once I asked a girl if she would eat my cum. After she turned down the offer, I said âFine, more for me.â
6.
I was high, but i sent a picture of the fried chicken i was about to eat to my mom saying âlook at this delicious fucker right here, lol no chicken for uâ
7.
Ate 3 boxes of peeps on Easter and took the nastiest shit. Tried texting a pic to my group of guy friends but instead sent it to the girl I had been dating for 3 weeks. 2 years later she still brings it up.
8.
Texted my best friendâs sister, also a friend but we werenât super close, who I had a major crush on, told her how hot I thought she was and how badly I wanted to have sex with her. She replied that I should drink some water.
Texted her once I was sober to apologize. Her response: âlol no worries, weâve all been there.â
Hasnât mentioned it in the 7 years since then, I got over my crush on her and sheâs now one of my best friends.
9.
Not drunk, but high. I texted my mother, âthx you for so much you ar a gud moher i Hope you sleep well tonihâ
10.
âYou look like a worm with welly boots onâ to a girl I donât know at all. Then tried to get her to come over.
11.
Quite a long text with fairly graphic detail, describing just how much I had enjoyed the blow job I had received from her earlier. Was intended for my GF at the time. Sent it to my mum. I switched the phone off in horror when I realised what I had done. Hoping it would somehow stop it. This was in the early 00âs when sms delivery reports were all the rage. When I plucked up enough courage and switched the phone on. I received the text âDelivered Mum Mobâ Luckily she never mentioned it.
12.
âI THOUGHT that was your sexy assâ
Sent it to the printer repair contractor at work instead of my boyfriend. they both have the same first name. it went okay.
13.
I texted a girl I liked, âI need help. Like now.â She called me in a panic, asking me where I was and what she needed to do. And my drunk ass replied, âMy boots wonât come off. How do you take off shoes?â She cussed at me a Lil bit, then told me to describe my shoes. After about twenty minutes she showed up at my house right as I started feeling sick, and she took my boots off and watered me. It was nice.
14.
Professed my apparent undying love to my cheating ex girlfriend late at night after a night out w my buddies. Got a âGood morning <3â text the next day and I had to awkwardly break up with her once again.
For clarification: she fucked this dude who was apparently âjust friendsâ with her for an entire year behind my back and she wanted me to just forget the whole thing and continue dating like nothing ever happened. I didnât.
15.
Wanted to get some tail and decided to text two girls instead of texting them separately I texted them together in a group chat⊠in the group chat they both texted â whoâs the other person in this chat?â I didnât answer and went to sleep.
16.
There was a girl I liked at the time, and I texted her she was a âgood humanâ. We actually ended up dating though so all in all, not too bad
17.
I asked a girl, who I knew had feelings for me, to marry me.
18.
It was horribly spelled and grammar was shit but i was trying to send a text to my boyfriend that was something along the lines of âWhen I get home iâm going to maul the shit of of your privates and your going to fuck me like a dog in heatâ
Sent it to my brother, thatâs how I basically came out of the closet to my brother.