I somehow managed to mass text everybody on my contacts list “Where are you?” at 2:30am.
I woke up to a shit load of texts, and tried to figure out how it was even possible I did it, then I accidentally resent it again to everybody.
Our mate slept with an absolute horror who had a reputation for being dirty. My brother meant to send him a text saying “did she take it up the arse”. Instead of sending the text to Dan, he sent it to Dad.
My Dad replied “There are at least three times she didn’t”. I have two brothers.
“My dad’s totally gonna know I’m drunk and high” sent text to my dad… He responded, “I do now, you dumb ass.”
Texted some girls mom, “hey” thinking it was her. Mom texted back “hey tupnado21, this is her mom.”
To which I replied, “that’s okay you’re hot too.”
Regrettable pause… No response…
Panic text follow up,
“I mean, I think you’re sexy for an old lady!”
Once I asked a girl if she would eat my cum. After she turned down the offer, I said “Fine, more for me.”
I was high, but i sent a picture of the fried chicken i was about to eat to my mom saying “look at this delicious fucker right here, lol no chicken for u”
Ate 3 boxes of peeps on Easter and took the nastiest shit. Tried texting a pic to my group of guy friends but instead sent it to the girl I had been dating for 3 weeks. 2 years later she still brings it up.
Texted my best friend’s sister, also a friend but we weren’t super close, who I had a major crush on, told her how hot I thought she was and how badly I wanted to have sex with her. She replied that I should drink some water.
Texted her once I was sober to apologize. Her response: “lol no worries, we’ve all been there.”
Hasn’t mentioned it in the 7 years since then, I got over my crush on her and she’s now one of my best friends.
Not drunk, but high. I texted my mother, “thx you for so much you ar a gud moher i Hope you sleep well tonih”
“You look like a worm with welly boots on” to a girl I don’t know at all. Then tried to get her to come over.
Quite a long text with fairly graphic detail, describing just how much I had enjoyed the blow job I had received from her earlier. Was intended for my GF at the time. Sent it to my mum. I switched the phone off in horror when I realised what I had done. Hoping it would somehow stop it. This was in the early 00’s when sms delivery reports were all the rage. When I plucked up enough courage and switched the phone on. I received the text “Delivered Mum Mob” Luckily she never mentioned it.
“I THOUGHT that was your sexy ass”
Sent it to the printer repair contractor at work instead of my boyfriend. they both have the same first name. it went okay.
I texted a girl I liked, “I need help. Like now.” She called me in a panic, asking me where I was and what she needed to do. And my drunk ass replied, “My boots won’t come off. How do you take off shoes?” She cussed at me a Lil bit, then told me to describe my shoes. After about twenty minutes she showed up at my house right as I started feeling sick, and she took my boots off and watered me. It was nice.
Professed my apparent undying love to my cheating ex girlfriend late at night after a night out w my buddies. Got a “Good morning <3” text the next day and I had to awkwardly break up with her once again.
For clarification: she fucked this dude who was apparently “just friends” with her for an entire year behind my back and she wanted me to just forget the whole thing and continue dating like nothing ever happened. I didn’t.
Wanted to get some tail and decided to text two girls instead of texting them separately I texted them together in a group chat… in the group chat they both texted ” who’s the other person in this chat?” I didn’t answer and went to sleep.
There was a girl I liked at the time, and I texted her she was a “good human”. We actually ended up dating though so all in all, not too bad
I asked a girl, who I knew had feelings for me, to marry me.
It was horribly spelled and grammar was shit but i was trying to send a text to my boyfriend that was something along the lines of “When I get home i’m going to maul the shit of of your privates and your going to fuck me like a dog in heat”
Sent it to my brother, that’s how I basically came out of the closet to my brother.