Christopher Hudspeth

Contrary to popular belief, “nothing” can actually mean something. Technically the homebody could’ve said “I do have plans” because doing absolutely nothing was in fact their itinerary.

You can’t control love. You can break all of the light bulbs but that won’t stop the sun from rising.

Your short-term plans always take significantly longer than anticipated. Going to nap for 45 minutes? Instead you sleep for five hours and waste the entire day. Skipping today’s workout? Suddenly it’s been six months since you last hit the gym. Taking a semester off? Cut to two years later and you haven’t returned to classes.

1. “K well you seem busy so I’ll let you go.” (If you’ve had less than 10 minutes to respond)

Secretly going through the person you’re dating’s phone, email and other password-protected stuff. If you actually catch yourself trying to ninja hack your love interest’s phone while in your mid-20s, it’s time to part ways or grow up.

“CARELESS WOMEN never appeal to gentlemen. Don’t talk while dancing, for when a man dances he wants to dance.”

1. When requesting vacation days off from work, planning around Fiesta San Antonio takes precedence over any other holidays.

Aesthetically pleasing folks can take chances to express their feelings in the form of a grand romantic gesture and it’ll be okay because good-looking. Take that kind of super bold risk with someone who doesn’t find you attractive and you could be in for a huge plate of disappointment, with a side of humiliation.