Christopher Hudspeth

There’s a quote from Mike Tyson that went something like “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” That concept applies to entering the palace of altered strategy known as Target.

4. I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?

26. You’ve never driven an ambulance to the hospital emergency room, but you’ve tried to get chocolate from the grocery store to your home before it melts in an Arizona July, which is pretty close.

Pumpkin Spice & Cider vs. Eggnog & Hot Chocolate

The most insecure dudes I know can’t stop telling everyone about how many girls they’re hooking up with, planning on hooking up with, totally wanted by, etc.

I’m just a man in love with a fast food establishment.

Because there’s a difference between somebody eating an untoasted Pop-Tart and someone else eating a eggs, bacon, toast and such.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’ll have a fourth and fifth because I’m an emotional masochist.

1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.

Are you an introvert, or have the other less social, apprehensive aspects of your personality led you under a category to which you don’t necessarily belong?

You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.

3. Go download a neato font for the GIANT, RED TEXT that’ll constantly appear everywhere in your erratic video.

Like vs. Love

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.”

14. If you had a catchphrase, it would be “Ok, well I’ll let you go.”

1. Whenever my leg or foot is dangling off the bed, someone, or worse, something is going to grab it.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

“6. I don’t want to say crossed eyes, but have you seen Kristen Bells eyes? Well whatever her eyes are considered…”