Chrissy Stockton

You literally have no idea what you are doing. Yet you need to make decisions that impact the rest of your life all the freaking time.

2. You take selfies. And then you take group selfies. And then you take a vote on which is the most worthy of going on Instagram.

38. Buy the ingredients for you to both make variations of the same dish and have a cooking competition.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe.

1. It’s okay to be afraid. It’s not okay to let fear stop you from doing what you want to do.

4. “Can you tell that this boob is bigger than this one?”

Test your logic skills.

1. You learn by proxy what is good scotch and what drinks a bartender will judge you for ordering.

6. You sparkled in the interview. You did this because you were excited about the prospect of working for the company and you actually like this kind of work.

She’s the cheerleader, not the coach.

1. You know where you stand.

A tuxedo shirt.

There will be people who move in with us and share the bed with us. They’ll be a best friend too. But it doesn’t mean you’re replaced.

Great beauty begins with great skin. If you’re going to do ONE thing to get great skin, it’s exfoliating.

“A man tried to break into my house while I hid, sobbing, with a knife.”

Sleep tight!

“It’s probably just like the day to day of any health care provider.”

1. They treat a waitress poorly.