Chrissy Stockton

4. “Can you tell that this boob is bigger than this one?”

Test your logic skills.

1. You learn by proxy what is good scotch and what drinks a bartender will judge you for ordering.

6. You sparkled in the interview. You did this because you were excited about the prospect of working for the company and you actually like this kind of work.

She’s the cheerleader, not the coach.

1. You know where you stand.

A tuxedo shirt.

There will be people who move in with us and share the bed with us. They’ll be a best friend too. But it doesn’t mean you’re replaced.

Great beauty begins with great skin. If you’re going to do ONE thing to get great skin, it’s exfoliating.

“A man tried to break into my house while I hid, sobbing, with a knife.”

Sleep tight!

“It’s probably just like the day to day of any health care provider.”

1. They treat a waitress poorly.

But then the door to the house swings open. I can hear a struggle.

Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again and again and again and again.

“He told me that there was a little boy named Charlie who lived in our house.”

“Barf me out.”

The one true supreme.