Chrissy Stockton

The feeling of saying goodbye is one of the most important emotions in the world because if you don’t do it right, whatever (or whomever) you are trying to say goodbye to is going to linger. You have to do the thing properly.

I am of the opinion that the way to get out of feeling stuck in life is to turn all the lights off in your home, light a vanilla candle or two, and absolutely murder the same emo song by playing it over and over and over (and over).

A personality identical to someone on hallucinogens does not wife-material make.

The lights in the sky have always meant home. The North. Miles of flat road and high beams and no one else around.

“I guess between hearing the first chamber clear and my wife yelling that she was armed and dangerous they got scared and ran.”

I looked down and saw the lower half of a human jaw.

The phenomena of seemingly nice men erupting with anger when you don’t go along with their advances is very real and scary.

Jack Nicholson wanted Jessica Lange to play Wendy’s role in the film.

He’s not a superhero, he isn’t infallible, he isn’t perfect. But he is kind and generous with your faults, so you are with his, too.

My life looks charmed and beautiful and happy and nobody would know that I wake up every day with dread and anxiety and helplessness.

What makes Amanda sad? “Not being able to shop.”

A moose growler.

A rich smelling lotion, gifted with the promise that you will massage it into her back every now and then.

Cabin in the woods Sometime around 2000 or earlier my friend had gone camping with his family, he’s about five at this time.

As he watched the figure slowly, deliberately, turned to look at him.

“Here’s a photo of me and my pregnant wife.”

I woke up in jail with cuts and bruises all over my face and charges of assaulting two police officers.

Girl About Town is the universal color, it is literally flattering on every woman.