Chelsea Fagan

Time to head to brunch! It’s brunch time, of course, because you consume no other regular meal — no breakfast, no lunch. A bowl of cereal or a sad ham sandwich is not what your life is about.

“Oh, my God, I LOVE Lush. Have you tried their bath bombs?” – The mating call of the Grown Woman.

Just having a job of any kind is already a huge victory. It’s easy to get caught up in wanting a “better” job, or one that pays more, or one that sounds cooler, but you can’t lose sight of important it is to have a job at all.

Look, it’s a cold, hard reality, but be honest with yourself about how much their pictures actually interest you.

Being seen as the strange one when you actually make an effort to call people back, text someone goodnight, or generally be available via phone.

Perhaps the only spectacle more intimidating than a group of PR girls at an important industry function is the same group, three hours later, at a club.

This will always be a three-way relationship: You, them, and their mobile device. Accept it and move on.

She’s like your friend who is constantly pushing you to do better, except with alcohol and making out with cute guys in bars.