Basically half the show is Olivia, the executive, swanning around in a fabulous cream wrap coat, walking places and looking for the perfect cashmere mock-turtleneck to go with her new pencil skirt.
Give them the breakup that is real, so they will know, from then on, that the only time it’s over is when it has actually ended.
1. Texans love putting flags on their cars. On the license plates, hanging off their truck beds, in the windows, on the antennae – anywhere.
1. Wear red lipstick. That really bright kind that you always try on in Sephora, love, but ultimately decide against because it doesn’t feel “like you.” You are definitely red lipstick girl. 2.
I wish I knew that when he doesn’t call you for one, two, six days in a row, it’s not because he’s playing hard to get – it’s because he’s not interested.
Never let anyone convince you that modern love means saying only 20 percent of what you mean and making sure you always keep the upper hand.
1. There’s a weird grey area in friendship/acquaintanceship that is neither “nice person you barely know but see sometimes on Facebook” and “real friend you will make actual time to see/call/chat with.” They’re the people who you’ll never actually forget…
Candy Corn is addicted to meth and tries to have sex with your sister.
“I love really fucking bony guys. Collarbones, ribs, hipbones, all of it. I want to feel like I’m cuddling with a skeleton. Lol… seriously.”
Society seems totally willing to give every child star a pass on their coming-of-age turmoil, except when it comes to Justin Bieber.