Thought Catalog

33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately

  • 0
Found on AskReddit.
shutterstock_133545656_big
Shutterstock

1. Taking their dreams too literally.

Stop getting mad at me for what I did in your dreams.

2. Rehashing.

When the fight is done, let it go. It’s over, no need to bring it up or reopen. Forgive, forget, move on.

3. Believing that men have no discretion when it comes to sex.

Assuming every man must want to have sex with every woman all of the time. No I’m not gay, I just don’t find you attractive.

4. Treating guys like children.

When I finally decide to open up around you and show a more sensitive side DO NOT SAY “Aww…”

5. Putting guys in lose-lose situations.

Setting us up for questions that have no right answers.

6. Thinking that they’re queens.

Stop posting those “A real man would treat their girl like a Queen” bullshit postings on Facebook. It is not our job to serve you like a queen, and you’d better believe a guy would get an angry feminist mob bearing down on them if they posted something similar about men. It’s not funny and makes you look like a bitch to all men, no matter how many of your girlfriends agree.

7. Passive Aggression.

Stop being all passive aggressive. Just tell me what you want and stop hemming and hawing and saying, “nothing” when you really do want something.

8. Being the worst decision-makers.

Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?” Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.” Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?” Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.” Me: “What are you in the mood for?” Her: “Eh, whatever you want…” My bad, but when you guys say “whatever”, I assume you mean “whatever.”

9. Expecting guys to pick up on subtle hints.

Dropping hints. Seriously. We don’t pick them up. We won’t pick them up. We can’t pick them up. Stop expecting us to know what you want or feel and just say it.

10. Assuming that guys are mad when they’re just zoning out.

As a man, my mind often wanders. If I’m staring off into space, please stop asking me “What I’m thinking.” I usually don’t know. Admitting this, however, seems to trigger an argument, since I’m “avoiding” the question. There is only an infinitesimally small chance that my wandering thoughts are about you. There’s an even smaller chance that it’s anything negative.

11. Taking from their man’s plate of food.

Order your own fucking fries or salad at the restaurant. I told you to get whatever you wanted. I wanted a whole serving of fries, that’s why I ordered my self a whole serving of fries. I didn’t order something cause I only wanted half of it and was hoping to split the rest with you.

12. How they treat each other.

Honestly, I love the company of women. I just can’t stand how they can be so mean to each other when guys aren’t around.

13. Sexually harassing guys.

Just cause I’m a guy doesn’t mean you can sexually harass me. It doesn’t matter what gender you are. It’s creepy, Kathryn.

14. Burying themselves in their phones.

Stop taking an hour to reply to every text. Every time we hang out, you’re on your phone. What the fuck are you doing on that thing?

15. Talking during a movie.

Stop asking me questions about a movie we’re watching together that we’ve both never seen. No, I don’t know if he’s going to die, I’ve seen exactly as much of this fucking movie as you have. Also, when you asked me what the person on the screen said, I don’t know because when they were talking you were asking me what the person on the screen before them said. Oh, and I’m sorry you didn’t follow what happened with that one person in the movie because you started playing with your phone for ten minutes to ignore the movie that you picked for us to watch.

16. Painting their eyebrows.

Stop making their eyebrows like the Nike symbol.

17. Expecting every gay guy to be her best friend.

Just because I am gay does not mean that you and I will be best friends. I don’t want to go shopping with you; I don’t want to check out guys with you. Most of all — your other gay friend is not perfect for me purely because he is gay.

18. Treating sex like a gift they give to men.

Stop treating sex as something you let us do to you. Either want it too or fuck off.

19. Reckless feet behavior in the car.

Take your fucking feet off the fucking dashboard.

20. Trying to play-fight with another guy.

This may seem oddly specific, but please stop trying to prove that you’re stronger than I am. Play-fighting and wrestling can be fun, but when you decide that you want to prove how strong you are, one of us is going to get hurt. If you use all your strength and I don’t use a reciprocal amount of force, you are probably going to end up hurting me in some way. If I use enough force to keep you from hurting me, I’m probably going to hurt you. I get it; it’s fun. Just remember that most likely, I’m taller, weigh more and have a lot more muscle mass. No one is saying you aren’t a bad ass. It’s just that someone is going to get hurt. That’s no fun.

21. Getting mad because guys didn’t read between your lines.

Don’t get mad when I completely ignore your “I’m not mad” bullshit.

22. Not knowing how to take compliments.

When we say, “you look beautiful today” we aren’t saying you don’t look beautiful on any other day, we are just saying you look exceptionally beautiful today. Take it as a goddamn compliment.

23. Fake tanning.

Fake tans. Orange is not a good skin tone.

24. Waking their man up.

Just because you have woken up does not mean I want to be woken up. Women in my life seem to always have this notion that as soon as they’re awake, my ass had better be getting up too, but if I wake HER up…World War fucking 3.

25. Being a hypocrite.

Please, don’t tell me it’s weird to have girls as friends when 82% of your friends are guys! And then you go cheat on me with those 82% of friends, fuck you Riley.

26. That weird pout with their mouths.

Duck. Face.

27. Not being able to complete a thought.

To the college women: stop saying “I CAN’T EVEN”. Finish your sentence or don’t talk at all. It makes you sound dumb as shit.

28. Hogging the bed and then denying it.

Stop taking up the entire bed and then call us the bed hog in public. You know who you are.

29. Believing that their periods are free passes to be an ass.

Can I answer even though I’m a woman? Please stop announcing when you’re on your period. It doesn’t give you a free pass to lash out at everyone for no reason.

30. Stop with the silly games.

Don’t start complaining about something, and then cut it off mid-sentence to lure me into it. “Ugh, I hate it when — ohh, never mind.”

31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.

Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis. That really needs to stop, right now.

32. Not knowing what they’re asking for.

If you insist on getting treated like one of the guys, then don’t get pissed when you do in fact get treated like one of the guys.

33. Not believing in themselves.

You can even. Stop telling me you can’t. TC mark

Read Not A Match, one of the bestselling Kindle Singles of all time, here.

TC Site

Powered by Revcontent

Poetry Lovers! 💖

Love a soft person. The ones who are positive, even in the worst of circumstances. Someone whose strength is not in bravado, but in their quiet. Someone who is strong for others because that is what is needed in that moment. Someone who is the moon that soothes instead of the sun that burns. Someone who sees the very best in people even when you think they aren’t worth it. The kind of person who always wants to do the best for those they love.”

“I bought this on a whim to read as I was resting for the night, and I do not regret it one bit! Everything about the poetry in this book is amazing, heart breaking, and soul searching. It will lift your spirits on your darkest days. I want to thank the author so much for writing this, as it’s something I will be rereading a lot! Always remember, everything about you is important. You matter.” —McKayla

Click to heal your heart

More From Thought Catalog

  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/oh-yeah-27-women-counter-with-the-one-thing-men-need-to-stop-doing-immediately/ Oh Yeah? 27 Women Counter With The One Thing Men Need To Stop Doing Immediately. | Thought Catalog

    […] Shaw picked 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately out of Reddit a couple of days ago. There was a response thread and I’ve compiled the Best Of […]

  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/27-women-counter-with-the-one-thing-men-need-to-stop-doing-immediately/ 27 Women Counter With The One Thing Men Need To Stop Doing Immediately | Thought Catalog

    […] Shaw picked 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately out of Reddit a couple of days ago. There was a response thread and I’ve compiled the Best Of […]

  • http://thexplorationoflife.wordpress.com joshliau

    Reblogged this on My Blog.

  • http://www.singleblackmale.org/2014/06/05/33-things-men-wish-women-would-stop-doing-immediately/ Top Ten from ' 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately' - SBM

    […] Thing They’d Like Women To Stop Doing Immediately. I gather my favorite ten and listed them here. You can check out the whole article here but feel free to see my Top Ten and offer your thoughts […]

  • http://iammobetter.com/top-ten-from-33-men-reveal-the-one-thing-theyd-like-all-women-to-stop-doing-immediately/ Top Ten from ‘ 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately’ | I Am Mo Better

    […] Thing They’d Like Women To Stop Doing Immediately. I gather my favorite ten and listed them here. You can check out the whole article here but feel free to see my Top Ten and offer your thoughts […]

  • http://synggg.wordpress.com yuannn

    Reblogged this on synggg and commented:
    SUPER FUNNY YET SENSIBLE IN A WAY LOL

  • http://postraphstunner.wordpress.com/2014/06/06/i-cant-even/ i can’t even | Refuge in Audacity

    […] Thought Catalog. Sometimes you’re my favorite hate-read. You got thirty-three men together on Reddit who apparently have really strange girlfriends, and you actually published what they had to say about said girlfriends? Well, there’s […]

  • http://luviniawrites.wordpress.com/2014/06/05/one-womans-response-to-33-men/ One Woman’s Response to 33 Men | Luvinia Writes

    […] One Woman’s Response to “33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately“ […]

  • http://adcwrites.wordpress.com a2nnyka

    Reblogged this on adcwrites.

  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-booda/2014/06/33-things-women-do-that-are-so-damn-cute-and-sexy/ 33 Things Women Do That Are So Damn Cute and Sexy | Thought Catalog

    […] I read an article called 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately. Funny thing was, as I read what men wrote I got more upset and self-righteous. Was that the point […]

  • http://essentialpost.com/trending/33-things-women-do-that-are-so-damn-cute-and-sexy/ 33 Things Women Do That Are So Damn Cute and Sexy | Essential Post

    […] I read an article called 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately. Funny thing was, as I read what men wrote I got more upset and self-righteous. Was that the point […]

  • http://theweirdwoods.wordpress.com/2014/06/09/mars-v-venus-to-the-death/ Mars v. Venus to the Death | ryeash's Blog

    […] 33 Things Men Want Women to Stop Doing […]

  • http://thehandmadehippie.wordpress.com/2014/06/10/my-response-to-33-men-reveal-the-one-thing-theyd-like-all-women-to-stop-doing-immediately/ My Response to “33 Men Reveal the One Thing They’d Like All Women to Stop Doing Immediately.” « The Handmade Hippie

    […] morning, I happened to wake up to a post shared by one of my former high school classmates titled ” 33 Men Reveal the One Thing They’d Like All Women to Stop Doing Immediately.”originally posted on Thought Catalog.  Naturally, I felt the need to take a peek at this particular […]

  • http://dreamgyrl360.wordpress.com Dr3@MGYRL360

    Reblogged this on Coarse: A Blog and commented:
    Good list right here!

  • http://www.teepr.com/33%e5%80%8b%e7%94%b7%e4%ba%ba%e8%aa%aa%e6%9c%80%e4%b8%8d%e5%96%9c%e6%ad%a1%e5%a5%b3%e7%94%9f%e5%81%9a%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b%e6%83%85/ 男生最討厭女生什麼樣的行為?這就是這33個男人吐露出的真相。 - TEEPR

    […] 來源: ThoughtCatalog […]

  • http://www.wusuobushare.com/?p=156 那声最讨厌女生什么样的行为,这就时33个男人透露的真相 | 无所不Share

    […] 來源: ThoughtCatalog […]

  • http://lazymoo.com/33%e4%b8%aa%e7%94%b7%e4%ba%ba%e5%90%90%e9%9c%b2%e8%ae%a8%e5%8e%8c%e5%a5%b3%e7%94%9f%e7%9a%84%e8%a1%8c%e4%b8%ba/ 女生哪种行为最令男生讨厌? 33个男人吐露出的真相!| LazyMoo

    […] 来源 : thoughtcatalog […]

  • http://lubakogan.wordpress.com/2014/06/12/response-to-33-men-reveal-the-one-thing-theyd-like-all-women-to-stop-doing-immediately/ Response to “33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately” | Luba Lately

    […] man first and then put my response after the “LK:”. The original article can be found here as […]

  • http://ewrewd.wordpress.com ewrewdblog

    Reblogged this on ew.rewd and commented:
    HAHA! AMAZING! SHIT! I’LL NEVER FUCKING LEARN!

  • http://marisdeddens.wordpress.com/2014/06/21/no-6/ No. 6 | nothing worth knowing can be taught
  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/gnomely-russ/2014/08/im-a-dude-and-here-are-10-honest-reasons-why-i-wont-date-you/ I’m A Dude And Here Are 10 Honest Reasons Why I Won’t Date You | Thought Catalog

    […] this: 21 Uncommon Romantic Gestures That Would Make Any Girl Melt 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately 10 Well-Paying But Obscure Jobs That You Never Thought To Look Up 6 Toxic Relationship Habits Most […]

  • http://bunburyjack.wordpress.com/2014/08/24/on-successful-relationships/ On Successful Relationships | Bunburying
  • http://2002green.wordpress.com nicolecopeland11

    Reblogged this on Nightmarish Clusterfuck and commented:
    I so relate to these guys, even though I may do some of the things on this list. I completely and utterly understand where they are coming from.

  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/charlie-shaw/2014/10/18-people-share-the-one-crushing-secret-theyre-keeping-from-their-significant-other/ 18 People Share The One Crushing Secret They’re Keeping From Their Significant Other | Thought Catalog

    […] Wish Guys Would Do In Relationships Read this: 13 Reasons You Should Learn To Love Your Small Boobs Read this: 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately Read this: 19 People Share The Most Terrifying Experience Of Their Lives That Should Have Left Them […]

  • https://thoughtcatalog.com/kristen-droesch/2014/11/16-stages-of-online-dating-that-are-too-real/ 16 Stages Of Online Dating That Are Too Real | Thought Catalog

    […] Read this: Here’s What Women Actually Think Of Tinder Read this: I Waited Until My Wedding Night To Lose My Virginity And I Wish I Hadn’t Read this: 7 Of The Weirdest Online Dating Sites To Ever Exist Read this: 33 Men Reveal The One Thing They’d Like All Women To Stop Doing Immediately […]

blog comments powered by Disqus