33. Study abroad sex nightmare
Oh god. I was studying abroad and met this dude at the club. I was looking to broaden my horizons and let loose a little and he was attractive and fun, so I thought, why not? We didn’t do anything more than make out that first night and I should have left it there because he was a terrible kisser. But then I wouldn’t have this story!
We texted for a few days while I went on a trip, and he took me out when I got back. I drank a little too much, took him home, yadda yadda. But wait, he forgot a condom. I snagged one from my roommate and I thought we would be good to go from there. I tried to set some mood lighting but he was not having that. He pulled my shades and made it absolutely pitch black in my room before we even got naked. I tried to turn a lamp on and he politely requested that I leave it off. Ooooookay dude.
So we started messing around and it quickly became obvious that he didn’t know what he was doing. The foreplay consisted of me trying to go down on him and him stopping me, and then he proceeded to jackhammer me WHILE BEING COMPLETELY SILENT. Not a peep. I tried to switch things up but he wanted missionary and that was it. I didn’t even know when he finished, he just stopped.
I wish I could say I learned my lesson, but I thought he might have just been nervous so when he asked me out again I said yes. Exact. Same. Performance. Right down to the forgotten condom. I was done after that.
34. I let him keep thrusting even when it hurt
Letting him keep thrusting even though I was in a lot of pain, because I wasn’t confident enough to stop the sex from finishing. Believing him when he said he had no STD’s and it was okay to keep going even when the condom broke. He finally finished and decided on his own that “no condom” also meant “okay to straight up jizz inside” me.
He was honestly a nice guy besides the jizz part, and never knew I objected to any of this. Luckily he was telling the truth about being clean. He cuddled with me intensely the whole night and I lay there wanting to die. Never texted him back after that, very sad for him.
I’ll never forget how spineless I was at 21.