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Getting to the “heart” of the matter.

Zodiac Signs Ranked From Angels To Devils

LIBRA: You are the purest and most beautiful of angels. You’re so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice. Even God says, “OK, I get it—you’re good—but maybe take it down a notch, because you make everyone else feel guilty.”

How To Spot Your Zodiac Sign At A Party

ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.