Alana Capri
Getting to the “heart” of the matter.
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Angels To Devils
LIBRA: You are the purest and most beautiful of angels. You’re so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice. Even God says, “OK, I get it—you’re good—but maybe take it down a notch, because you make everyone else feel guilty.”
Here’s Why No One Should Ever Get On Your Bad Side, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
CANCER: Everyone better duck when your crab claws come out! If you feel you’ve been wronged, you won’t go in for the kill. You’ll just pick and poke and nag and needle until your target has lost the will to live.
How To Spot Your Zodiac Sign At A Party
ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.
Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Fast They Fall In Love
LEO: For you, love happens in the twinkling of an eye—just blink, and you’re in love.
Here’s How Good (Or Bad) You Are With Money, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
GEMINI: You’ve never kept a dollar past sunset. You might not even have a bank account. You don’t know your credit score, and it may be lower than your IQ.
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Most Agreeable To Completely Hard-Ass Stubborn Bitches
SAGITTARIUS: Now we’re finally entering the Bitch Zone, and Sags can be some headstrong bitches. She will dig her heels in the ground until they get stuck there.
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Most Honest To Complete Lying-Ass Bitches
How can you tell a Gemini is lying? Because her lips are moving!
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Introverted To Extroverted
Geminis are both introverted and extroverted, but what else would you expect from The Twins?