Disclaimer: these are harmless.
1. “What the hell was his name? Maybe I could just call him ‘Baby’. Eek. No.” 2. “Why I am not home. Who is this guy. Where AM I?” 3. “Oh my god these sheets are so filthy!!!!” 4.
A moderately deep grave, because Capri are so lazy. Sprinkled with flowers and perfumed herbs.
Libra: You’d be the party ghost. Nothing can break your spirit, not even death.
Gemini: You will rob a bank just for the thrill.
Pisces: You’re nasty. You post a lot of nude Tumblr art. You get a lot of reports, but you just can’t help yourself.
Capricorn: You fart in the office. You blame it on the interns.
Leo: Your ego. You could literally stab someone if they played you.