(March 21st to April 19th)
You become better than them at everything. You compete with them publicly. You don’t stop until you win.
(April 20th to May 21st)
You get them kicked out of their job. You don’t leave tracks.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
You leave a dead fish on their doormat.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You cast fake rumours about them to everyone you both know.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
You openly insult them. You’re quite creative.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
You befriend their best friend and turn them against you.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
You hook-up with their ex and make it visible on social media.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
You ban them from your life. Forever.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
You reveal their secrets in public, preferably at a large dinner table/high school reunion.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
You drop your hot drink in their lap. You repeat with each possible occasion.
(January 21st to February 18th)
You make reservations on their name and number across town and never show up. You continue until they are blacklisted everywhere.
(February 19th to March 20th)
You report their photos and social media profiles until you lock them out of their accounts.