American Horror Stories Is The Type Of Horror We Have Been Waiting For

Stories expands the AHS universe while including great references to its ‘Story’ mothership.
Stories expands the AHS universe while including great references to its ‘Story’ mothership.
Whatever is going to happen in this new, twisted anthology will happen, and we are beyond ready.
Being in love with potential involves falling, and you weren’t afraid of heights. You jumped without even thinking if there was a safety net underneath.
Laughing with your kids is the best way to bond with them. They’re smarter than you think! Here are a few toddler jokes you should share:
I think perhaps love should be more pragmatic than that. It’s finding someone who wants to struggle with you because they choose to.
If you work in a lab, you already know science jokes are hilarious. Here are some biology jokes to tell your colleagues the next time you see them:
They say to put the bottle down, that I’ll forget my own name before I forget yours. But the thing is, water doesn’t burn quite like whiskey.
I never “came out” of “the closet.” And by that, I mean there was no single point in time when I decided to Be Myself. Instead, I just sort of… expanded.
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This post is sponsored by Nature’s Way® Sometimes we find ourselves absolutely exhausted but instead of being able to fall asleep like a baby, we end up tossing and turning for hours.
There’s nothing better than a nice, warm cup of coffee to start your day. Here are some coffee jokes you’re going to love:
We were always dancing. In pretty imagery, in and out of each other’s dreams, in endless timing. We dance on the slippery grounds of fate, in scenes that look like forever stand-stills.
Golf courses are a fun place to bond with your family and friends. Here are some hilarious golf jokes to share with everyone on the golf course tomorrow:
You don’t have to have the same hobbies and interests, but when you are in a relationship you deserve, things that matter to you will matter to your partner.
If you’re going to post pictures on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook, here are some of the best food captions you can use.