You can never be 100 percent certain about what’s going on in your significant other’s head. Even if you feel a connection to your partner that’s stronger than anything you’ve ever known, their mind will always be their own.
“I just think about our relationship as a learning experience, and I think everyone should see their exes in that way, so you can move forward and not make the same mistake twice.”
Are you going to have a joint account and put all your money into it? Are you going to have separate accounts and split things down the middle? Are you going to do some mixture of the two?
“I leaned in for our first kiss. It wasn’t awkward, it wasn’t strange, it was just an amazing moment.”
Doesn’t our beloved hookup trope revolve around the idea that girls are only interested in guys who treat them like shit? That the moment a dude considers a woman a human being capable of feeling, that woman will immediately lose interest?
You’ll be knowledgeable on several topics. You’ll think and see the world differently. You’ll be able to make more connections between different topics.
“I gave up a cat that I loved for a girl that I’m not even sure is allergic to cats.”
“Being in this program is hard because you’re isolated. You can’t see your family. You have to cut loose your friends. You basically feel like a caged animal.”
These terrible but hilarious jokes will makes you laugh, and maybe feel nostalgic for the 80s.
“When you’re trying to take a casual sex thing to the next level, it’s important to force a man to interact with you like a real human being during the daytime.”
