11 Unique Struggles Only People Who Moved A Lot Growing Up Understand
Being asked where you’re from is like a difficult trivia question.
Being asked where you’re from is like a difficult trivia question.
“Male stripping isn’t much different from female stripping, minus a bleeding penis every 4 weeks.”
Some people are horny 24/7.
Spending time together usually means you’re both doing something else at the same time, like constantly playing on your phone, working on your laptop, watching tv, or anything else that takes your attention off of each other.
The oral sex scene from Blue Valentine.
“Remember, the more I ignore you, the more I love you.”
1. My dad, hanging from the basement ceiling with a dog leash wrapped around his neck.
Repeat after me: “I love having sex with you.”
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“I told him this morning that if he doesn’t stop buying kitchen utensils, I’ll have to stop having sex with him.”
College is a time for exploring, for searching, and for making decisions: good and bad ones. Unfortunately, there are some things that we spend way too much time stressing about.
Making female friends will always be difficult.
Don’t get drunk. You know you’re just going to end up crying. DON’T BE THAT PERSON.
When they’re upset, they don’t shut you out.
After I really heard it the first time I waited to see if it was a fluke. But after a second, again: tap-tap-tap-tap.
“We were together. I forget the rest.”
How did Pocahontas learn how to speak English in sixty seconds?
Everyone makes stupid relationship choices when they’re becoming an adult.