10 Reasons No One Is Following You On Instagram

DELTA IS NOT GIVING YOU A FREE FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU POST A PICTURE. THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS.
DELTA IS NOT GIVING YOU A FREE FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU POST A PICTURE. THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS.
Romantic relationships are always drama filled, your BFF is more fun and less work than a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been.
He told us he was gay. We believed it was immoral, but he defied us. He was kicked out 3 years ago.
“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore?”
We are the best versions of ourselves when we are doing what we love, not when we are trying to deliberately convince someone to love us.
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2. If you begin watching a TV series on Netflix together but are delayed by a hectic schedule, they’ll give you at least a two-week grace period to get your priorities right before moving on without you.
Start texting his phone every 30 minutes. If you want to take it to the next level, do it every 15 minutes. Texts should be short, annoying, and unimportant. Examples: “I hate traffic, how about you?” and “what color are your pajamas”.
You want to be with people who consider it a privilege to be with you! They’re out there.
16. A person who likes you a lot (and hasn’t told you yet) will stage a dinner party and invite a bunch of people over, when really you’re the only person he or she cares about showing up.
I hate to break it to all the Rachels of the world, but Ross was totally fine when he boned the girl at the copy place.