How We Define A Broken Heart
After surviving the mandatory Alcohol-Adele-Sleep-Repeat cycle, I found myself in a strange state of consistency – both in the regularity of my thoughts and the solidity of my physical being.
After surviving the mandatory Alcohol-Adele-Sleep-Repeat cycle, I found myself in a strange state of consistency – both in the regularity of my thoughts and the solidity of my physical being.
The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.
A profound list of all the reasons I’m convinced on a daily (often hourly) basis that I do, in fact, suck at raising another human being.
“You’re going to regret talking to me like that. I want to have fun, and we’re going to whether you like it or not. Tommy too.”
When it’s too cold to get up to make coffee or turn the shower on or generally be a human.
We have baby showers and wedding parties as if it’s a huge accomplishment and cause for celebration to be able to get knocked up or find someone to walk down the aisle with. These aren’t accomplishments, they are actually super easy tasks, literally anyone can do them.
They’re sort of like dogs, in that “running to the door to greet you when you come home from work” and, honestly, it’s a pretty nice feeling.
If your roommate brings her boyfriend around too much, just walk around with your shirt off.
In the world of American Apparel-curated Halloween costumes, you’ve deeply considered grabbing a gray hoodie and just calling yourself Rocky.
I honestly feel badly for people who think this, because they are clearly missing out.
Found on AskReddit. 1. P.Diddy. I briefly worked as a cleaner/server/skivvy in P. Diddy/Sean Comb’s house in East Hampton when I was a teenager. He was a huge douche, sadly.
Someone with whom we just “click.” Someone who we’d still be friends with even if the romantic element were gone.
The problem with the new motivational mantra is that the notion of comparing ourselves to Beyoncé is – what’s the word? – total horse s*%t.
Sometimes it’s just good to talk AT someone even if they are, by all intents and purposes, a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter.
It is the city that is always one step ahead of the game, going non-stop 24/7 in its quest to dominate the world stage.
Here’s an inspirational travel quote for each week of the year (plus one for good measure) to keep you dreaming of exotic lands.