Like a full moon to a werewolf, Valentine’s Day creates absolute monsters out of ordinary people.
Do you remember when Cher in Clueless sent herself flowers and chocolates? Do the same. That tennis bracelet you’ve been eyeing? Buy it.
Your usual diligence was put to the test, and you sort of feel like a failure.
Forget the obligatory, boring boyfriend New Year’s kiss.
“Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.”
The stress that comes with splitting your life between two parents is in full-force around the holidays. When you’re a kid, your parents’ divorce is most exposed from November to January.
And remember, it’s not your fault if things don’t go as planned; be proud of yourself for doing your best.
All Day Breakfast: Christmas Edition
If you boil ginger and lemon into hot water it will warm your entire body and cure any cold you have. Boil two cups of water, throw in a full piece of diced ginger, and squeeze half a lemon into the pot. Let it stew for 10 minutes. It’s a cure-all.
“I hate people.” — Maurice Sendak