Briefcase

You are like so important you probably take a black car everywhere and have a fancy business card with raised letters on high quality paper and models escort you everywhere you go and you work an important job and make like 52 figures a year and have meetings where you talk about your stock portfolios the whole time. You use a lot of hair product to comb your hair all the way to the side and your suits are crisp and the briefcase is always filled with papers and folders and a calculator and a No. 2 pencil and it has a secret compartment nobody knows about.