Tory Burch, Et Al.

You’re in a sorority and go to a fancy private college and you use your parent’s credit card to pay for lunch or dinner or drinks or happy hour for all your BFFs from your sorority so you can show off how much money you have and how rich you are and how you are just so awesome and all you talk about is being on yachts and hanging out with Blue Ivy when in reality you have a cocaine problem and you’re getting like all Fs so you might not graduate this term plus your hairline is receding.