What Your Bag Says About You

The Museum Tote

Guggenheim Museum, Modern Architecture, New York - US33 JGS0002 - Jim Goldstein - Washed Denium Tote Bag 14w X 14h X 3d
Guggenheim Museum, Modern Architecture, New York – US33 JGS0002 – Jim Goldstein – Washed Denium Tote Bag 14w X 14h X 3d

You are like super cultured and everything and so proud of your year studying abroad or that one time you went to the Guggenheim so you carry the museum bag around to show off your cultural prowess and you hope and pray that somebody stops and asks you about your bag so you can say Why yes, I am cultured thank you. It’s also a shield to protect yourself from all the other idiots who have never heard of Andreas Gursky or whatever.

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