For some reason you always keep the wine corks, the penis or perhaps the dildo of the wine drinking experience.
If this doesn’t dig into the troubles of the modern day relationship, I don’t know what does.
As you creep into your 30s people start having a “5 year plan.”
You know how you get roped into going to some house party or magazine launch or art opening or whatever but don’t really want to stay too long? Your introverted boyfriend can help!
Black joy is calling your friends and gossiping for hours.
Sex with introverts won’t be a quick, wham-baam-thank-you-maam type of thing. It will be intense, life changing and well-paced.
Booking tickets to see a concert 6 months from now? Nope!
Clubbing is resistance.
He keeps you waiting. The only reason you’re waiting is because he ain’t thinking about you. So there you sit, waiting for him to respond to a message, waiting for him to change. Waiting.
The first thing my friend Sean said before he introduced his new boyfriend to me was that they’re both tops. That’s cool and sounds like fun!