Don’t let your past love life damage how you can love in the future. You have to be open to love to get love.
How am I supposed to enjoy this movie when I’m eating popcorn without liquid butter on it?????
“It’s actually not supposed to hurt. Well, maybe at the beginning because suddenly there’s a dick inside of you.”
Using the term “investment piece” to rationalize spending two months rent on that Givenchy dress.
A nice, strong orgasm can help you sleep better.
But even if I caught him, then what?
An ode to bois with skateboards.
A guy who thinks about the little things is a guy with taste. If he invests in himself chances are he’ll invest in you, too. And that’s someone worth dating.
Just in case you’re thinking about Netflix and chilling today.
Know how much you’re worth.