How many pop stars who came up with Beyoncé in the 90s and early 2000s are still relevant today? I don’t mean sliding by album-by-album. I mean relevant?
It’s basically as if Harlem Hookups was on Meet Up.
I always got robbed every party. Every party my car got broken into and I just didn’t care. I was like, cool!
Wondering if Whole Foods has sold out of lemons yet.
Gay sex is so cool, but sometimes it’s really freaking funny!
The sex peters out in your relationships way, waaaaay sooner than it should.
He told you he loved you and then he broke your heart. But after he broke your heart he still said he loved you. What does that mean?
You know you’re an over-thinker if you read into text messages/text message intervals from crushes.
11. During the Q+A someone, likely a person who fell asleep in the audience, pops back to life long enough to foam at the mouth about something no one in the room understands.
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