1. Some people are ashamed of their drug habits, but there’s no Narcotics Anonymous for your day planner and colored highlighters.
What is this liquid coming out of my eyes?
You’ll discover their “celebrity crush” is Mr. Darcy or Anne Elliot.
The harder you slam a ball into the ground, the higher it bounces back up.
“Obey the walrus, known in Spanish as “Obedece la Morsa”, is a video that was allegedly created by a Latin American cult known as “La Morsa” (The Walrus) and it is said that “bad things” happen after watching the video.”
Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.
I wish I had cancer. I will burn in hell for that, but it’s true.
He then took a nickel, spit on it, told me that was my tip and threw it on the ground under the table.