“When I noticed that it didn’t really matter what plans I suggested, she was always up for them and we always had a good time.”
Promise that you’ll let them love their solitude.
Aries: People think that you’re cold, just because you’re not soft.
It’s always the true stories that are the scariest.
THE WORST PART IS THE MOTHERF-CKER IS STILL ALIVE AND WAS FREED IN 2002 HE IS NOW SOMEWHERE LIVING A NORMAL LIFE.
“He said the neck is very rubbery when you try to cut it…”
I refused to go down and open the door. The phone started ringing and the knocking stopped.
Me at the beginning of 2016: what could possibly go wrong? Literally every aspect to life on this planet: good thing you asked.
“This dude had been watching me since I moved in and had been staking out my place, waiting for an opportunity to get inside because he knew I lived alone.”