41 People Share Their “Crazy Ex” Stories That Will Blow Your Mind

24. If you’re going to lie, at least try to stick to the story.

She moved 200 miles away to go to school. I had talked about moving with her eventually because I liked the area. I visit for a weekend. We do it several, several times, then I go home on Sunday.

Fast forward a few weeks, I get the “I think I’m pregnant” call. I freak out, start making plans to move down there. She calls me a few days later, saying she was in an accident and she lost it. I stop freaking out so much and tell her I’m not coming down there immediately, but eventually. She calls me a few days later, “Oh I didn’t lose it”. I freak again, she calls me a few hours later saying she lied.

I broke up with her after the last call. I should have red-flagged after the “I lost it”.

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