Sylvie Quinn

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve thought about while touching yourself?

“I wander to the bathroom in the middle of the night to pee and find my two roommates in the tub, splashing around and making out…”

Real men and women give you a glimpse inside their messed up minds.

When either party farts. And it stinks.

Since you can’t get drunk every single day of your lives, at a certain point you absolutely have to embrace dead sober boning.

There’s no shame in naughty talk if that’s what gets you off.

With all due respect, you are a non-stop cock tease.