57 Dirty Little Compliments That Will Make Her Want Sex Immediately

Here are some really dirty things to say to her.

1. It’s actually unfair, how fucking sexy you are.

2. I get hard so much faster when I’m around you.

3. You have the most perfect tits.

4. Your ass deserves its own Instagram account.

5. When you bend over, even just a little, I lose control entirely.

6. With all due respect, you are a non-stop cock tease.

7. With every twirl or your hair and every giggle, I get a little stiffer.

8. Your pussy is intoxicating.

9. Eye contact with you always feels like foreplay.

10. I need your naked body more than I need oxygen right now.

11. When your lips move, I can’t help picturing them around my cock.

12. You make me want to be so fucking naughty.

13. My dick wants nothing more than temporary asylum inside your pussy.

14. I would give up masturbating forever just to see you naked right this second.

15. You must have driven all your teachers insane once you hit puberty.

16. You are a living, breathing sexual fantasy.

17. When you lick your lips, I see a sex goddess moistening her perfect pout.

18. Every other woman on Earth should be jealous of your effect on men.

19. I can’t stop thinking about that thing you do with your hips.

20. Were you always such an accomplished seductress?

21. So smart and sexy. You are lethal.

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22. I want to kiss every single inch of your body, explore every nook and cranny, penetrate every crevice.

23. Do you realize how beautiful you are when you orgasm?

24. Your nipples, my lips. Heaven.

25. Pleasuring you should be considered an honor.

26. I want to spank your hot ass for driving me so crazy.

27. I’m trying to pay attention, but you’re just too fucking sexy.

28. You’re the kind of woman I could only ever make love to.

29. Your very presence makes me want to be tender.

30. When you touch me—even just graze my skin—I get a tingling sensation down there.

31. Your pussy must be magic because I’m spellbound by it.

32. All I can think about is how good you’re going to taste.

33. You don’t even mean to torment me, do you?

34. I can’t even hold you without getting hard.

35. Every single one of your curves deserves to be worshipped.

36. Your very scent makes me want sex.

37. I want to eat you out until I’ve memorized every single pink fold of flesh.

38. There’s nothing you could do to make me stop wanting you.

39. The thought of sleeping with you is the only thing keeping me sane.

40. If we worked together, I would definitely have to jerk off in the bathroom at least once a day.

41. I can’t handle not touching you.

42. Your breasts are almost as tantalizing as your piercingly beautiful eyes are.

43. I have no doubt you’re going to blow my mind tonight.

44. Do you even notice everyone checking you out?

45. You are undeniably the sexiest woman I’ve ever met.

46. I haven’t felt this horny since high school.

47. Your body should be studied for the impact it has on the opposite sex.

48. I didn’t even know I could want someone this badly.

49. Do you realize what you do to me?

50. Every time you spread your legs, an angel must get its wings or something.

51. My goal in life is to make you squirm like never before.

52. I’ll never be free from needing you.

53. Your unclothed body is my happy place.

54. Monogamy doesn’t scare me now that I know you exist.

55. You are the very definition of “irresistible.”

56. Do you know how many times I’ve mentally stripped you while playing with myself?

57. I just can’t lie. I’m picturing you naked right now. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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Sylvie Quinn

I am a naughty forest nymph.