Sophie Martin

Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.

Do other people rehearse their orders at restaurants?

“Breaking up with that awesome girl in college because I wasn’t ready to settle down. Been trying to find a girl that awesome ever since (or remotely close).”

Actually, when you think about it, going grocery shopping together is one of your favorite things.

It’s interesting to see just how much of her routine was based on actual optical illusions

It’s hard to decide which is the most impressive. I’m kind of hesitating between Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Spacey.

The original Scooby Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression.

I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

Throw a surprise birthday party for a friend who has been going through a bad time, and who hasn’t had time to plan their own birthday party. Even if it’s just a few friends getting together for dinner, let them know that people care about them.

Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed is a sign of sexual intelligence. No girl wants you venturing around her nether regions with jagged talons.

If you find a sale item that you’re interested in buying, check the online version of the store before you purchase — often, their sales are better online, and you can get an even bigger discount.

Your friends get a good vibe off of him, and never have to give you that speech about how “we just don’t want to see you get hurt again.”