150+ Short Two-Sentence Horror Stories To Freak You Out
For sale: like-new engagement ring, barely worn, came right off her finger. Finger also for sale for the right offer.
For sale: like-new engagement ring, barely worn, came right off her finger. Finger also for sale for the right offer.
I wouldn’t call it hopefulness, exactly; it was more like last minute, panic-induced mania, probably induced by the same biological response that causes all your capillaries to explode in a futile attempt to warm you moments before you die of hypothermia.
Exactly which holidays are federal holidays and which are just the stupid ones.
These articles talk about the misery that results from indecision in one’s twenties, and I believe that part is true. Indecision is miserable. But the articles are wrong about the true source of this misery.
I want to write down what I’m going to do the next day, and actually do it.
“I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty!”
In New York, you’re considered wealthy if you have a dishwasher in your apartment. In L.A., you’re rich if you live in a mansion.
Festivus was actually not created by George’s father, Frank Costanza. The fake holiday was created well before the series was even conceived in 1966 by an editor of Reader’s Digest named Dan O’Keefe, who created it to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with his wife.