We all believe that we are going to find some secret decoder ring which will allow us to understand these mysterious words, and skip out that nasty middle business of actually having to find out “what is wrong,” even if it’s the question we initially asked.
You are a square peg. He is a round hole. Why are you trying to make your lives fit when they are different shapes?
What does one do when encountering a narcissist for the first time? The simple answer: grab your running shoes and start your first 5k right there in the middle of the cocktail party!
“When I woke up i looked outside and she was gone, but the word “soon” was scratched weakly into the door.”
I worked at Blockbuster video a few years ago, and I got to tell Al Gore that he owed us 1.50 because he returned “I Love You Man” late.
So you’ve met a guy who you want to be with, and he has done some things that make you believe he FOR SURE wants to be with you.
8. When you spend hours in bed on Saturday night in a pool of potato chips, Coca-Cola and Sour Patch Kids, binge-watching your favorite Netflix shows. The world feels right.
The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations.
11. When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
When I hear 2 Chainz musing about how much he loves them strippers, I can’t help but agree with his tastes.
For financial reasons, especially in big cities, it’s so easy to move in together that you can’t even tell if you really want to or are ready to, you just know that you want to be paying half as much rent.
13) Waking up earlier than expected, having a bowl of cereal and going back to bed. Laziness is so awesome.
