We’re Not Allowed To Be Lonely Anymore
Look at all these names in your phone. You are so popular. You know people. Why are you coming up short? Why is there such a gap between the people you know and the people you can rely on?
27 Perks Of Being Single
25 Little-Known Facts About Hocus Pocus
You Shouldn’t Be Embarrassed
23 Signs You’ve Got A Toxic Friend
You often find yourself saying “but we’ve known each other forever…” to justify keeping the relationship alive.
Other Pixar Characters Who Are Obviously Gay
Doc Hudson from Cars: Older guy. Not married. Named after Rock Hudson. Obsessed with Owen Wilson. You do the gay math.
Honest Facebook Photo Captions
“Of course I didn’t notice that you resemble the Elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.”
How To Shop At Target In 20 Simple Steps
Come across something that you don’t need, need — but you’re convinced that you could really use (e.g. new bath towels, a Frappuccino maker, etc.). Place all of them in your cart with the utmost confidence.
25 Little-Known Facts About ‘Black Swan’
Giggle alert: the infamous sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman transpires at the 69-minute mark.
10 Ways 90s Kids Made It Through Elementary School
Guys, how adorable was it that adults thought Oregon Trail was educating us in the least bit?
10 Reasons Why Being Famous Would Seriously Suck
Everywhere you go, you’d have to worry about getting recognized. Today it took me like an hour to get dressed and I still somehow managed to walk out the door wearing a muuu muu. As I walked the three blocks to my coffee shop, I just hoped and prayed I wouldn’t run into anyone I knew and have to explain why I was dressed like an overweight art teacher at a community college.
The 6 Kinkiest U.S. Presidents
John Tyler did some serious work in the White House — and I’m not talking about the 1844 Treaty of Wanghia — he fathered 15 children with two different women in his 71 years on this planet.
What It Feels Like To Get Shot By A Gun
Why Are You Still Texting Me?
So what is your aim? I really want to know. Is this a game to you? Is it like, “Hey, let’s see if this chick is still willing to respond to me.”
11 Types Of Songs Drunk People Like To Sing
In the case of “Zombie,” no one really knows more than ten words to it, anyway, so as long as you can shout “Zombay-ay-ay!” and “In your head! In your hay-ay-ay-ead!,” you’re more than in.
Waldeinsamkeit, Or: How I Fell In Love With Being Alone
Even when I was less sore than the body sleeping next to me I was always tired, more hungry, more lost, more alone; I could only ever feel the feelings of my own body (and the perpetual screams of my calf muscles), and therefore I was the only one feeling them.
Reasons Why Weddings Are Awkward
They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to see you, wanna have a threesome?”
23 Things You Should Know About Seattle
Take brunch on 15th, and after you’re sufficiently buzzed, walk to 16th, take a left, and enjoy the mansions. It’s like Kevin Mcallister land over there, so it’s just nice to see.