10 Most Underrated Disney Characters
Let’s be honest, Ursula’s brief stint as a molten-hot human chick was clearly one of the high points of this movie.
32 Things Bougie People Like
Milk products that come from basically anyplace but cows. That’s pretty bougie. I’m talking rice milk, soy milk, almond milk, sheep’s milk, goat’s milk. Why isn’t regular milk good enough for people anymore!
5 Things You Shouldn’t Do After 10 PM, For People With Unreliable Emotions
Why You’re Single
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23.
Sorry People In A Relationship, Being Single Is Actually Better
I dated sporadically and unsuccessfully in college, fluctuating between a lot of tears and frustration and not being able to understand why I was so unlovable and gleefully listening to other people b-tch about their relationships while I wore full-on acne masks to bed in a comforter covered in Cheez-it dust.
Sorry Single People, Being In A Relationship Is Actually Awesome
You can always live with yourself. That’s basic. That’s how you came into this world. What you can’t do is make love spring from thin air.
10 Lies People Will Tell You After A Breakup
It’s a very hard thing to hear, but someone who isn’t like you may be exactly what your recent ex needs, and they may be better than you — not in some objective, ultimate way, but for your ex.
10 Places On The Internet You Should Never Go
Why are you going to subject yourself to scrolling through Perez Hilton while muttering about what a misogynistic pile of soggy hairballs that man is — what is that bringing to your life?