Perfect Sarcastic Answers To The Annoying Questions Your Relatives Always Ask During The Holidays
Everyone knows peer pressure and drugs make it cool to be gay now. Haven’t you seen Glee and other ways the mass media glorify homosexuality?
Gift Guide For Your Gay Best Friend
A gift certificate to their local neighborhood drug dealer, condoms, a body pillow to replace the boyfriend they don’t have, worldwide acceptance of homosexuality, and, of course, a blowjob.
The Soulmate You Deserve
26 Questions For The Person Who Dumped You
Dear Pretty Girls On Facebook
Pretty Facebook Girls, you are the unicorns of the social media world. Your life is a blur of candid photos that somehow come out looking like something that would win a week’s competition on America’s Next Top Model, and other girls subtly remarking on how cripplingly jealous they are of you in comments that are meant to look joking.
5 Things You Aren’t Allowed To Do If You Have A Crush On Someone
Oh, you’re going to just tell your crush how you really feel about them? You’re just going to do that and ignore my advice, which was don’t text them back for two days and avoid exclamation points?
20 Lessons You Need To Learn When You’re An Adult
You end up busy with work, friends, family, dating, and your trivia league, but how much down time do you have?