Here’s What Kind Of Crazy Ex You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

A Sagittarius is the kind of crazy ex who never mentions the breakup ever again, like a complete psycho.
A Sagittarius is the kind of crazy ex who never mentions the breakup ever again, like a complete psycho.
Pisces: Like Marshall, you’re the smartest person in your friend group, but nobody realizes it, because you’re too busy singing silly songs and making puns about fish.
Libra: The men you’re interested in never have any idea that you like them. You just haven’t made your feelings obvious enough.
Sagittarius lovers adore sex in odd places. They are adventurers, and adding a little bit of spontaneity to their physical antics energizes them.
You can find your soulmate on a blind date your friends set up for you, or even just by taking a walk around your neighborhood. They are out there somewhere.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) “Save your advice ’cause I won’t hear, you might be right but I don’t care. There’s a million reasons why I should give you up but the heart wants what it wants.” Selena Gomez – The Heart Wants What It Wants
“You are the most beautiful soul — the perfect balance of sensitivity and mind. You will always get what you want if you simply just focus and trust that you are worthy of success.”
As a Sagittarius myself, we are very optimistic people. We are loud extroverts who can be social whenever we want to. Unfortunately, we suck at keeping secrets.
A Taurus is very indulgent, creative, and lazy. They are best suited for someone who doesn’t mind relaxing and staying in a few nights a week.
An Aries is insanely flirtatious, and they will always take initiative when it comes to romancing the person they are interested in.
This kind of man is attracted to a charming, elegant woman. He has no time for someone who is full of herself, and his biggest turn off is a female who is pompous and flashy.
Leo: ‘Your love makes me strong, Your hate makes me unstoppable.’ — Cristiano Ronaldo
Taurus: You shouldn’t get too upset about not getting a text back. The only reason your crush is taking forever to answer is because you took forever to answer them. It’s an eye for an eye situation.
Pisces: This person is your muse. They are the one you write poems about, think about… their face all but comes to you when you sleep.
The people who are attracted to Sagittarius people crave someone who can make them laugh. They know that Sagittarius is not only the funniest sign in the zodiac but that they are incredible friends and partners as well.
TBH a Leo would probably end up being the killer. They are smart and creative enough to pull it off, and they’d love the attention that came with their extremely infamous death.