(March 21st to April 19th)
You need to find a woman who’s up for all the adventures you are. A couch potato is going to drain you and you’ll always feel like she’s holding you back. You can’t settle for this, you can’t settle for ordinary. Find someone who needs to get out and do something more days than not, who considers activity relaxing, and who wants a partner as fun as you are for filling up their bucket list.
(April 20th to May 21st)
You need a woman who is completely and utterly trustworthy, no exceptions. If you’re honest with yourself, you’re a little bit paranoid about other people’s intentions. You need someone who has no interest in making you question. She won’t try to make you jealous, refuses to play games, and is nothing but straightforward about how into you she is. This is the girl who will make you happy where others have only seemed like work.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
You absolutely need to find a woman who’s joie de vivre matches yours. She has to be passionate and she has to like change. Find someone who will build a fort with you on a Sunday afternoon or think it’s fun to decide on a Thursday night to drive to the Grand Canyon over the weekend. You can’t be with someone who thinks your zest for life is childish or “immature”. You can only be happy — you can only feel like yourself — when you’re with someone who appreciates and encourages this fundamental part of your person.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You need to find a woman who possesses high emotional intelligence. What you absolutely cannot settle for is immaturity. Anyone who plays games or tries to make you jealous, or tells you you’re a baby because you know there are better ways to solve an argument than screaming at each other — these women will only make you miserable. Find a woman who knows herself, who has a calm demeanor, who is ready to love.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
You need to find a woman who loves being your cheerleader. You can’t compete with someone who needs the attention all the time (because, Leo, you know you like to keep the spotlight for yourself). A shy woman is probably the best kept secret for keeping a Leo happy, she loves that you love the spotlight, but she’s totally happy letting you have it for yourself. She loves supporting you, and she loves the way you support her by navigating anything that involves a bunch of people.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
You need to find a woman who appreciates the things you bring to a relationship, not one who calls your boring or takes advantage of you. If you organize the best possible weekend away together, they will thank you profusely, show up on time, and have the best time with you. But you don’t want to be the one doing unnoticed labor in your relationship. If they aren’t appreciative, if they aren’t concerned about equality and giving back, they aren’t the one for you.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
You need to find a woman who has high social intelligence. They have to be open, and they have to be a talker. An immature woman who is dramatic or fights with her friends constantly will drain you. Your friends and family are so important to you — you need someone who equally values these kinds of relationships. You want to have a big, harmonious social life that centers around the two of you, and it will never work with someone who doesn’t have the skills to pull this off.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
You need to find a strong woman, Scorpio. You cannot have someone who breaks easily. It’s not in your nature to treat people with kid gloves, and a woman who demands this from you won’t last long. Plus, you respect strong people so much more anyway. Find someone you view as an equal, who can go a few rounds with you in a political or philosophical argument. That’s the kind of woman who will make you the happiest.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
More than anyone else, you need to find someone with an incredible sense of humor. Women with no chill need not apply. You can’t be with someone who thinks that you are immature because your fun-loving nature likes to lighten the mood when things get too serious. You need someone who is also on this level, a partner in crime of helping other people smile.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
You need to find a woman who’s ambitious. Stay at home wives are great — for other people. But you need someone who challenges you (and themselves) or you’ll get bored. You need the other half of your power couple, not someone who needs you to take care of them.
(January 21st to February 18th)
You need to find a woman who thinks. And importantly — the kind who thinks for herself. She can’t gloss over when you talk about what you’re reading and she can’t have nothing to contribute to the conversation. You’ll never be happy with a bimbo, even if there are other things you love about her. Find a woman who challenges your mind and you’ll find a woman who can make you happy forever.
(February 19th to March 20th)
You need to find a woman who encourages you to be as sensitive, curious, and artistic as you’d like to be. These are natural parts of a Pisces’ personality, but some women can roll their eyes at these qualities because they don’t perceive them to be traditionally masculine. Of course that’s absurd, of course that’s not something to not pursue your interests over — just make sure you find someone who loves that side of you. Find someone who can’t wait to read your writing, look at the photos you just took, eat your food, or join you for a night of DIY. Whatever your creative talent is, it’s likely what sets you apart from everyone else and it would be a total waste if that wasn’t part of what draws your partner to you.