Sarah Miller

https://vimeo.com/162632399 There are a million excuses you can use for failing to achieve your fitness goals.

The longer I stuck to the fitness and nutrition goals I set for myself, the more clearly I saw what I was truly capable of through dedication.

Casually bring up that you have a terrible fear of flying and you’re worried because you’ll be going on 2 or 3 business trips to Europe over the next few months.

“My wife is 5’2″ and 108. The fattest woman I ever slept with was the same height and 160; I could get hard for a woman when I was 23 and ready to screw everything in sight, but it would be tough to do the same at 33.”

In the car on the way to take my friend Gabby to buy a vibrator, we talked about her sex issues and why she hasn’t been able to orgasm yet.

If it wasn’t even your idea in the first place, how could you be there just to get medication?

Once I found her Tumblr, all bets were off.

You know when you feel a certain size..?

I’ve been up and down with my weight my whole life, and I’ve done many INSANE things to manage my weight.

Deal with it.

Ever wonder what it’s like to not have to go through airport security?

Never hire a pretty girl to go an ugly girl’s job.

If he has these traits, you’ve found a winner!

Most people don’t get to pick when they fall in love, because, as we all know, that’s not how true love works. But these high-powered men have an ain’t-nobody-got-time-for-that mentality about allowing their emotions to take over.

Even now, I would never be able to honestly say I regret being picked on.